It's the first day of the school year, and our school just adopted this policy that grants each student their own laptop. So right now I'm writing to you from my homeroom. I wanted to talk about my awesome back-to-school-breakfast, a magnificently meaty melange of protein.
I rendered some chorizo in a pan, then pushed that to the side, using the spicy fat to fry an egg. At the same time I cooked some bacon. I threw the meat into a bowl then slid the fried egg on top and poked the yoke, allowing it to run over the meat.
I'm now ready to start my day.